Getting All That Stuff Off of Kevin's Belly is a Joy!


Well hello, everybody, thanks for taking time out of your busy day to listen to me ramble on and on about anything manly and stuff that just kind of happens to me on a daily or weekly basis. It might not always be manly but it will always be a story. I will try to answer any questions that you might ask.

A question that always follows me as I dance at Columbus Bluejacket games and as I do my radio gigs. "Hey Dancing Kevin how do you get that writing off your belly?"

That is a very good question, because you see I struggled with that dilemma for a couple of years. I use sharpie pens on my belly and back for the numerous sayings at the Bluejackets games like "Go Jacket's" , "Neuter em" and the crowd pleaser "kick em in the Canuck's!"

Of course, it wouldn't be kosher to be walking around with that stuff on my belly for a few days. I mean, what would happen if... for some unknown reason... my shirt came off at a Canadian Royal Mounted Police Banquet with Kick em in the Canuck's on my belly? It just wouldn't be good.

Needless to say, I need to get those sayings off of my skin as soon as possible. At first, it wasn't easy...no matter what soap I used, it never got it off in the first sitting. I would scrub so much, it would leave marks on my belly and dry out my skin (not a nice thing to do t my "money maker!).

It got so bad I thought about quitting all together. Until one day all my prayers were answered. My mom and dad formed a company that would become my savior, Virgil's Fine Soaps. They made an all natural 3-in-1 exfoliating soap that might do the trick and I was eager to be their guinea pig.

I took a bar of there Mansoap and tried it and eureka!!! It worked!! Not only did the mixture of loofah and pumice render the right amount of exfoliant to remove the sharpie ( and, boy did it ever feel gooood) but the Aloe and Vitamin E helped keep my belly soft and smooth so much I want to show it off.

Because it was made with men in mind, it wasn't flowery. It was a clean manly smell that, to be honest, I am rather addicted to now. I found a soap that does everything I want and it was right in my own backyard, thanks Pa!

So you should try the soap that is the pride of Tipp City, Ohio, trust me you'll love it. Well I have to go for now, but I promise I'll be talking to you sooner than later because I have a trip to Milwuakee that sure will turn some heads...but that will be another story.

Stay clean and stay manly...... Kevin

3 comments:

Ma said...

Hay Kevin! So you like our handmade soap eh? Glad it works for you! Just tell me something...what do you do to reach the writing on your back?

Ma said...

Have you got one of those "manshavers"? :-)

Unknown said...

Dude...You are so famous you have to talk with your Mom via a BLOG? Wow. LOL--Kellie